Dungeons and Bears Season 1: Legend

Episode 2 current log COMPLETED

The party meets Rita Mordio, and they gather at the overweight mermaid to discuss the quest plans. They then travel across the snowy land, running into a garrison with an elderly knight commander who becomes suspicious of them. They do little to remedy this as bigglesworth wanders into the forest, the party follows them into the forest. There they encounter a contingent of roaming knights, and the party defeats them, then they follow a snow path on the side of a mountain, coming across wolves. Ilias flees to pray in a cave. Boner, Arien and Pandame have to fight wolves while kei manages to sneak past. Pandame kills two wolves with a knife, saving arien. Boner then tries to kill a wolf only to fall down the mountain. The group finally sets up camp in the wolves lair and undertake some side quests.

Boner aquires the crown of Bnu Thum and Arien obtains the green jewel. The crown is sentient and is able to sense its owner in danger. Arien’s green jewel is however not sentient. instead it gives him control of the wind. The party is then composed of Ilias, Arien, Kei, Bigglesworth, Boner recollect themselves and the entire party heads to the lair of the Ice golem. They enter a huge cavern and come face to face with a giant abominable snowman. The snowman regurgitates its eaten victims as zombies and attack the party. Bigglesworth and Boner get pinned by zombies, while arien misses shooting the beast and Ilias cuts off his camels leg. Ilias prays to god to heal his camel and rolls a crit success, healing the entire party. Arien shoots the eye out of the monster, and Boner then rolls a crit and flings the zombie at the snowman, knocking it over. Ilias charges forward with a crit success and decapitates the snowman. A young necromancer Ollie then appears and demands an apology from Ilias for killing her pet. When he refuses she summons the undead witch snow white and her dwarves, and snow white in turns re summons the stone golem. the party struggles to fight. With Arien decapitating snow white, and the golem loosing its head. Finally, boner realizes what the necromancer needed and rolls to hug her, rolling a crit success. The Necromancer Ollie then hugs boner from behind, apologizing for her outrage and resolves to follow boner, having heard about his great deeds and being an admirer. The group then runs into an undead dwarf that kei had murdered in an earlier sidequest, who has rita wrapped in its tentacles. Boner sets her free but in the commotion the undead dwarf grabs Ollie and runs, forcing the group to follow. Kei summons a dragon and gives rita and boner a ride (Boner is incased in a block of ice due to a crit fail) and arien follows flying on an axe with his wind powers. They encounter the ice golem named Ice Cream, who is a ghetto golem. Arien flies in with his axe and releases it, having the axe fly into the undead dwarf, splitting him in half and saving Ollie. Ice Cream then converses with the heroes, learning to his sadness of Bgnu Thums death, but overall having a positive impression on each other. Ice Cream relents, and allows the party to take one of his tears, the teardrop of ruinous calamity. They say their goodbyes and the party begins to leave, when they encounter a fireblade name Auriel (she does 2 damage and wears heavy armor) a knight commander from Star Majora. the party consisting of mainly boner and arien fight auriel, breaking her armor and boner, impaling her with the rusty sword he picked up. Auriel in her death throes, decides death by their hands to be an insult, and instead, slits her own throat. As the party escapes, being pushed on by rita, they come across the old friendly knight commander they met at the beginning of the episode. He wonders why his friends are there, and asks them if they have seen his wife Auriel and her knights. Arien, determined to not allow the old knight commander to discover the murder of his wife, brutally murders him, spearing him with the pointed end of his axe. As the old knight commander dies, he calls out to the name lucy, before passing away. Rita and Ollie discuss with Arien if this was truly necessary. Ollie searches his pack and finds a picture of his daughter, Lucy, a yellow haired girl. The remainder of the party then traverse the snowy countryside, arriving at Minor Stars Tavern, The Overweight mermaid. Rita sleeps, while Ollie explores the Tavern, and Arien is left to gather his thoughts.

Episode 2 side quests:

1 The Giant Andre-COMPLETED

Boner of Mallblart and Kei De Lennox travel by Rita’s request, to a cave looking for a special item the giant is holding. Along their way they encounter a snow fairy named Molly, whom travels with the party

The party then arrive near the giants cave where they are ambushed by an armored knight, whom is hunting Molly. Kei manages to knock off the knights helmet and the knight takes molly hostage, only to be knocked out by the sudden appearance of Bigglesworth. Kei then brutally executes the knight. They reach the cave where Andre the giant resides, he is holding a rock he has named Martha, and made his wife. The group attempt to take the rock, making Andre fly into a frenzy and attack. Bigglesworth wrestles him into submission, and acquires the rock. Molly takes it from him and opens in, revealing a yellow jewel inside it. She proceeds to swallow it and transforms into the Dark Knight Rizzell. Bigglesworth and Kei both unsuccesfully attempt to grope Rizzel, but Boner rolls a crit, gropes her and gains 1 hp. Being very annoyed, calling the adventureres "perverts", she swipes at boner, but crit fails and impales herself on her sword. Her last words are an expression of affection to boner, before pandame  brutally beheads her and furiously masturbates in the open. They then return to Rita

2 The Creature of the Village-COMPLETED

Arien(euro), Boner and Kei are assigned by rita to eliminate a monster distressing the villagers of the east. They travel to andre, whom has found a new rock and pay him to take them to the village safely. The group avoids wolves and knights and arrive to the village. Where a knight named Wendy is guarding with other volunteer knight guards. She hands kei a scroll and tells her to use it to dispel the ghost’s illusions. She then directs them to a cemetery. The party arrives at the cemetery to find a black ghost whom looks like a grim reaper and petrifies them. Boner reminds kei to use the scroll, dispelling the illusion, revealing the evil switch snow white and her dwarven underlings. She descends them onto the party, with kei shooting snow whites shoulder and left shin, arien shooting many dwarves, and boner killing a large group of dwarfs and pinning snow white, ripping her arm off and beating her to death with it. Before she dies, she manages to use blood magic to summon a giant stone golem to destroy the village, this leads to a fierce and desperate battle as the golem destroys part of the village, forcing residents to flee their homes. The party attack, and arien is stabbed in the leg and is unable to dodge as a house is thrown at them by the golem. Fortunately, kei rolls a crit success and saves arien, then arien shoots off the golem’s helmet, leaving him headless and blind. Boner comes through, showing amazing strength and beats down the golem. Picking up trees and smashing the golem. Eventually the golem shatters. A lone dwarf of snow white watches absentmindedly and poses little threat. Kei then murders it with an arrow and steals the hat. The adventurers meet up with Wendy, who congratulates them on their success. Upon their journey back home, snow white reappears as a true undead, and attacks the group. Vowing revenge on boner. Rita appears in the nick of time and fires fire bolts keeping her at bay. Kei rolls a crit fail and Rita is struck in the shoulder by an arrow from kei. Delaying her seal spell. Finally Boner get pinned, but bites off her zombified face as Rita finally seals Snow White, before she vanishes she vows a curse on boner, then vanishes. Her dwarf that kei killed that is now undead goes missing. Swearing vengeance. Boner’s actions and deeds have spread throughout the land, acquiring the name Lord Boner the Knight of Mallblart, and is revered among the people.

3 Bgnu Thum and The Black Knight-COMPLETED

Boner Rita and Arien finally leave they cave, finally tracking down the lair of the Ice Golem. On their journey across the snowy land, they encounter the wandering god Bgnu Thum. Bgnu Thum is a cheerful gelatinous old one, he is cursed by azathoth by being plagued with a never ending snowstorm surrounding him. He is quick to befriend the heroes with his bright personality and cheerful nature, he pleads with the adventurers for the favor of retrieving a sacred jewel that may resolve the never ending snowstorm surrounding him. The party then heads for the eastern woods, where they encounter a fierce group of fighting soldiers from different factions of Minor Star waging battles in the forests. They attempt to sneak through getting caught by a giant snowbear warrior. The snowbear swipes rita aside into a tree and fights boner and arien. Boner is thrashed about and arien shoot the bears shield. Arien then gathers his strength and punches the bear down, the force of the punch snapping the bears neck. The injured party then attempt to excape a knight wearing an animal skull, but all of them roll a crit fail, boner and arien, stumbling out and having their armor broken by the knight’s quick reflexes, and Rita getting punched in the face, due to her crit fail. Everyone crit fails and hurts themselves, leading to the knight calling them amateurs, the knight then attacks but crit fails and falls upon the ground. Boner takes the opportunity to rip out the knights spine, killing him. The group then run into the Infamous Black Knight(of Monty Python) and they battle, while Rita gets captured and weighed against a duck, Boner and Arien fight for their lives, missing against the haughty black knights, arien shoots off the knights arm (to which he replies it was just a scratch) and the knight breaks boners teeth with a furious punch. Boner removes, the black knights helmet and arien kick him in the groin, forcing him to fall to his knees. The black knight headbutts arien and arien punches him, knocking him out. Arien then brutally executes the black knight with a curb stomp. Arien loots the black knights sword and the bear knights great axe, while boner loots a rusty sword from the animal head knight. They return to Bgnu Thum is grateful for their deed, and thankful to his new friends. He puts on the jewel expecting it to get rid of the storms, but instead his head explodes, killing him violently. Boner and arien loot the corpse and Boner receives Bgnu Thums Crown, a sentient artifact that can control ice, the crown floats on his head. Arien picks up the green jewel, which glows fearfully and assimilates into the palm of his hand. They come to Rita for advice but she is unfamiliar with elder god artifacts, she surmises it might be because they are close to the ancestral lands of elder god magic. The land between hastur and yig. She surmises the Crown might be a hastur artifact, while the greew jewel yigs. She recommends they act carefully with their artifacts. Not knowing what powers they may hold. Boner asks his crown to make his an ice house, but the crown makes him an ice snowglobe. Rita believes it is because the crown might have childish sentience, and may grow over time.

Episode 3 current log COMPLETED

The group is drinking at the overweight mermaid, Rita is incredibly drunk and falls down disoriented, They encounter a woman who gives them a side quest. There is a little girl outside causing a ruckus, the group then head outside while Rita throws up and lies on the floor. The group discover a creepy doll marionette with magical powers, she is a mahou shoujo of the end. She brutally attacks and kills the girl that originally fetched the heroes, then murders another nearby man. The group attacks it, knocking its head off they then quickly become overwhelmed by magical girls. Arien accidentally blows everyone up with the magical girls magic wand, heavily injured and surrounded by evil magical girl dolls, the group instead decide to retreat, with rita using a teleportation scroll to teleport them away. The group end up at the home of Prospero, a wealthy man and brothel owner. It is revealed that he is Rita’s stepdad. The group are invited inside to rest, where prospero offers them a quest to check on one of the brothels in the east, retrieve an elf girl named Julia, and make it back safely. In return he will use his connections to gather info about the magical girls for the group. The party agrees and return to their rooms, where they have a lengthy discussion with Rita. They discuss their current objectives. Rita reveals there is a wizard that lives in town that may be able to appraise the elder god artifacts that Arien and Boner have. She discusses how she suspects the mahou shoujo girls are somehow related to tales of a sorceress terrorizing the countryside. Rita also reveals that the next mission she has received from the kingdom is to search for a cult leader named earthworm jerry, who leads a cult of cannibalistic worm people in a valley, boner suspects he may be able to ask for help from the frog riders. As he is an acquaintance of their leader Kermit. The group sleeps for the night, but a hooded figure breaks into the room while they are asleep and attempts to assassinate Rita. Boner attempts to tackle him but falls out the window. Tiberius jumps on top of rita as the assassin attempts to stab her, using his body to shield her. Arien then cuts off the assasins legs with a swift swipe of his axe. Kei then randomly appears and begins to sodomize the assassin with a stick, killing him. The assassins corpse then begins to expand, prompting everyone to take cover as the assassin self destructs, destroying the roof of their room. Fortunately everyone's quick thinking allowed them all to take cover and avoid the blast, with no injuries. Rita suspects the assassin might have been working for her ex boyfriend, Bin Aladin, much to prospero's dismay. The group then heads to bed. The group wakes the next morning to have breakfast at prospero's home, where prospero reaffirms his proposition, the group accepts then head to see the wizard about appraising their artifacts. They meet the cranky wizard McKellen, whom after ripping everyone a new one, informs Arien and Boner that their artifacts are cursed objects that are siphoning their souls. He tells them to avoid using it as much as possible and tells rita he will submit a request with the kingdom. He trades Tiberius snake egg magnets for his war axe, and gives kei a lightning spell book, then closes his shop. The group then discuss going to the brothel first, before going to hunt down earthworm jerry. The wizard McKellen decides to join them on their brothel journey.

They then travel either eastward of Dhulka, Journeying through the forest, they encounter a young blind girl named Mary. Mary lives in town and asks the heroes if they can fulfill a quest for her. Since Mary is blind, she is regularly helped by a child. This child has gone and wandered into the forest and has gone missing. The group of adventurers decide to undertake the quest and head north of Dhulka to find the child. They run into the remains of a donkey and arrive at a swamp clearing. A giant ogre has taken the child and is holding him hostage. Before the group can react, the ogre shrek, bites off the little boys head, the group then kill shrek, only for the ogres wife to come out of the house and attack, a fierce battle ensues with Boner slamming the ogre lady on his knee, snapping her spine in half and killing her. Arien finds a piece of cloth from the boys clothes and a dagger. Pandame picks up the backpack made of skeleton the ogress had and the group returns to Mary. Mary takes the piece of cloth and a small golem boner created and, with magic, resurrects the boy, as an Ice Boy. Mary rewards the party with a resurrection scroll, a spell that will allow resurrection but for a hefty price. It is forbidden magic unsanctioned by the kingdom, Mary hands the scroll to Rita, then asks the party to leave. As they leave, they see her clutch ice boy and weep. The party then decides to head east for Prospero's Brothel, they trek through mud, and encounter a vicious merman, that bites ariens torso. Kei stabs out its eye, and Tiberius removes his pants and beats down the merman with his genitals, killing it.Then, while traveling through, they meet a merchant in the eastern woods who trades with them. They all trade, with panda getting a map through his persuasion skills, boner trading the wolf pelt and ogre meat for a glass eye and a necklace that can enchant any female. Tiberius trades, and receives a boot and a frying pan. The Merchant speaks to arien, telling him that he is infamously known as the murder of minor star, for the murder of the kindly knight commander stationed near the overweight mermaid. Arien thanks him for the information and hands him some ogre meat. The merchant then disappears into the woods. Following a path in the woods, they run into a golem that completely ignores them, prompting them to follow it in curiosity. They meet Henrietta, a little girl and her friend Robbie, the golem. Boner and Tiberius both vie for the little girl’s attention. While arien and panda play cards. Things take a turn for the worse, when Tiberius accidentally hits the little girl over the head with the frying pan and knocks her out. Boner then tries to remedy the situation by freezing the wound, but ends up freezing Henrietta  in a block of ice. The golem then accidentally missteps, and the force of his steps send the frozen Henrietta falling into a river and downstream. The entire party spring to action to rescue her, with boner and arien leading the charge. Boner attempts to save her but sinks to the bottom. Tiberius is frozen into the ground and can’t move. Panda jumps in and begins to drown. Arien manages to get ahold of Henrietta, but when rita tries to pull them out of the water, he accidentally lets go. When all hope is lost, Tiberius rolls a 6(crit success) and he dolphin dives into the water, scoops up boner and Henrietta and brings them to shore. Arien tries to help the golem out of the water with wind magic, but accidentally destroys it. Henrietta recovers with rita's magic, and she learns that her golem friend Robbie is dead. In the ensuing chaos pandame also drowns and the first official death is recorded. Henrietta becomes upset and runs off into the forest. The party decide to give up and head to prospero's brothel. They arrive, with a huge valley and a bridge leading to the brothel. The brothel interior is buzzing with rowdy drunks and working women, and they meet with the manager and working girl Julia. Julia tells them some info on the cult of earthworm jerry, and how one of the girls has disappeared, and was last seen in the valley. Rita volunteers to work the bar since they are understaffed, and the party runs into boners old friend Bin Aladin. A rich egotistical sheik, drug dealer, and Rita’s ex-boyfriend. Rita becomes visibly flustered around him. Bin hands Boner a package of drugs and as he leaves, he slaps Rita’s butt. To the shock of the rest of the party. Rita, extremely frustrated, steals boners shot of tequila. She then begins chugging entire bottle. She gets really drunk, and throws up on arien’s coat and shoes. Arien takes pity on her and carries her upstairs to the rooms, much to the teasing of Julia and everyone. Arien places her on the bed, and she begins undressing drunkenly. She lies on the bed completely nude, prompting arien to place his coat on her, and boner to hide under her bed to protect her. Arien decides to stand outside Rita’s room and guard her while she sleeps. Suddenly Bin Aladin shows up, intent to enter Rita’s room. Arien and Bin have a verbal showdown. Bin states he wishes to sleep with her. With Arien stating he will protect Rita as his client and on his honor. Bin tries to bribe and fast talk past arien but he does not budge. He then tries to diffuse the situation with friendly banter, forcing boner to throw him out a window. As they are reeling over their victory, a commotion downstairs puts them all on alert. a  hooded figure approaches. It is revealed to be Henrietta, holding an assault rifle. She proclaims she knows arien killed Robbie, her golem friend and opens fire, hitting arien and McKellen. McKellen dies from his injuries. Fortunately boner approaches and slaps her, knocking her out. Once that is done, Arien decides to scope things out downstairs to check if everyone is ok. He comes to find another hooded figure, who pins arien to the wall with a throwing knife. The hooded figure is revealed to be the merchant, whom had been tracking the group since they met. Knowing ariens reputation, and revealing to Henrietta that he witnessed arien kill the golem. A bloody battle ensues with the merchant firing at them. Tiberius looses his accordion when the merchants bullet goes through it, freeing Tiberius hands. Tiberius then pummels the merchant before the merchant kicks him off. The merchant reloads behind cover and continues firing. Eventually his gun jams, prompting boner to rush him and tear out his heart. As he dies, he asks arien if more killing was what he wanted, then he dies. The party then pick up the drunken rita from the stairs and check in with Julia, that states no one else was injured and they are heroes. They turn in for the night, healing and preparing to take on earthworm Jerry in the east.

The group rises in the early morning, groggy from last nights events. Kei decides to untie Henrietta and boner convinces her that arien didn’t kill Robbie. Henrietta apologizes and destroys her assault rifle, vowing to never use a gun again. The group then head downstairs for breakfast. With everyone eating, they are interrupted by a young messenger boy named Karrol, whom speaks on behalf of Bin Aladin. Bin asks for the drugs back that he gave to boner, as he is angry with the previous transgression that happened last night. Rita declares that bin can go fuck himself and suplexes carrol into a table. Meanwhile Julia begins to flirt with arien, telling him that he reminds her of her dad, he had kind, hard eyes. Julia reports to the group that Prospero wants her to report directly to the mansion, and that the adventurers must escort her. The group gather their bearings and head off into the valley path, leading them to a dilapidated train station. There they find an old steam train that can take them to midstation where Julia can take the path to Armense, and further east to the valley of earthworm Jerrys cult. While on the ride to midstation, the train begins to shake and an upper luggage compartment opens, revealing the original magical girl falling from the compartment and on ariens lamp. Arien tries to throw it out the window, but the magical girl reverses it and hold him out the window instead. Boner calls on gods to help, summoning Bgnu Thun, the wandering ice god. Bgnu Thun is overjoyed to see them, and reveals that although his body has died, some of his essence in still in the crown that boner is in possession of. he casually grabs the magical girl, encases her in ice, and tosses her out the window. Before he can reveal any more information, he is suddenly struck by a dagger. This dagger dissipates Bgnu Thun and absorbs his essence into the dagger, the dagger floats back into the throwers posessionh, a hooded figure. The hooded figure is joined by two other hooded figures. Who are revealed to be magical girl dolls. The lead hooded figure escapes, leaving the party to contend with the magical girls. Instead, boner decides to flee, and grabs everyone and bails out of the train. The group lands in mud, and quickly realize they are near Dhulka, and can head there to figure out the right direction. On the journey there, the adventurers notice the swamp is red with blood, and feeling a panic they rush to Dhulka. They arrive to a horrifying sight as the majority of the village has been slaughtered and the town is in ruins. They find the corpse of Mary laying on the street, in a pool of blood. And Ice Boy emerges from a house. He yells for the adventurers to run as he is held by an invisible force that contorts his shape into a cube. The force of the attack shatters his limbs and neck, killing him. The group engage the new magical girl puppet, a pigtailed one that can control gravity, she attack the party, rendering them immobile in a gravity field. Arien gathers the strength to slash her across the chest with Ice Boy’s dagger. The group manages to destroy the Magical Girl and Julia urges them to deal with their quest to eliminate earthworm jerry while she tends to the survivors. The group leaves the ruined town of Dhulka and travel east to the valley. Here they run into a gigantic worm that swallows Boner whole. Tiberius then punches the worm in the gut, reaches inside, and pulls boner out, disemboweling the worm. They are spotted by a worm follower that toots her horn and alerts the valley. Harpies descend on the heroes. Boner and Tiberius respectively miss, instead throwing pocket sand in ariens eyes and kicking him off the Cliff-side. The harpies attempt to kidnap Henrietta but boner somehow extends his arm and fetches her back. Tiberius then catches one of the harpies and bites her head off, ozzy Osbourne style. The harpies flee, giving warning that the harpy lord is coming. The harpy lord arrives, completely indifferent to the situation, and recognizes boner as a famed lord. The then decides to eat them all and attacks, arien uses his wind magic to propel himself into the air, landing butt first on the Harpy lord. Tiberius then kicks the harpy lord, breaking his neck. Suddenly Earthworm Jerry arrives, and knocks out the adventurers party. Between blackouts they see themselves being dragged underground. The awake, with their hands restrained behind them. Jerry taunts the party and relents to let the party prove they are true worms by eating a bucket of shit. Jerry then proclaims that he will go topside and dine of the girls. The party is guarded by bed bananas whom boner immediately flash freezes. Arien and Tiberius end up dunking their heads in crap, with arien dumping the whole bucket on himself when they are rescued by kei. The group springs out of jail and attempt to find an exit, running into a bridge full of worms. Arien uses his wind power, with destructive effect, as it wipes out all the enemy worms, hurts his friends, and destroys the bridge. They travel down reaching a ritual altar where they see Kermit, leader of the frog riders, held captive. Before they can act, kermit’s throat is slit by the worms and he is killed. The group manages to push through and reach topside, where the worms are gathering at a church with rita and Henrietta in tow. The group enters the church and confronts earthworm jerry. They are attacked by 3 worms, but arien uses his wind power to shred them all to dust. Jerry grabs the girls and lights a fuse before fleeing. The fuse activates a bomb under the church and the group manages to escape, with kei jumping out a window, and arien, picking up boner whom had fallen, and carried him out. Their quick reflexes left them un injured. Earthworm Jerry finally whistles and summons a giant worm, which immediately eats him. Boner gets crushed by the tail and arien, summoning his strength, punches the worm with the strength of one punch man, completely destroying the worm. Kei searches the worm and receives earthworm jerry’s T-shirt. The group reunites with Rita and Henrietta and Rita takes Arien’s dagger from the Ice Boy, and cuts Earthworm Jerry open, Dissecting him. She pulls out his heart, which is what she was after and then they use a scroll Rita found to travel back to Armense. They meet up with prospero, whom reports that he should have some Intel on the magical girls and the person pulling the strings. Julia also appears, signaling that they made it back in one peace. The group then take a long deserved rest. Episode 4 (COMPLETE) The adventurers once again wake up in the home of Prospero. The debut of the new party member Pandame II, the son of the original Pandame appears, according to Rita he was part of the reinforcements request she made to the kingdom. An argument breaks out between boner and rita about how they have lost their comrades and not weighed the risks. Prospero barges into the room, commenting that they had lost their dear family friend McKellen as well and revealing that one of the guard captains of Armense has information relevant to the sudden appearance of magical girls, The group sits at the table and Prospero begins telling them that the identity of the person behind the magical girl dolls is none other than Hurricane the Sorceress, a former classmate or Rita’s at the magic academy. Rita comments that she was always placed with high rankings and marks, while Rita herself was placed 43rd. she comments that she was young when she attended the academy and shes a better mage now. Julia also appears, divulging that she was Rita’s nanny growing up, and continues to flirt with arien. Rita also remarks how she thought arien wasn’t into girls and thought he was gay, leading to the entire party making fun of him, and arien having a personal crisis. Rita goes upstairs to pack her bags so they may continue their journey. The group suddenly hear an explosion outside the house. The captain of the guard reports that a little girl has been sighted outside prosperos home. The group runs out to confront the enemy, which is the magical girl known as Rib, and the magical girl with a star. Boner immediately destroys the star magical girl with a ferocious attack, breaking her into pieces. The rest all focus their attack on Magical Girl Rib, breaking her evolved armored body and Boner uppercutting her head off into the distance. The body, now headless, lurches forward and grabs kei and arien, attempting to kidnap them into the forest. Boner manages to save kei and arien manages to break free from the body, tearing off one of its arms. The main body flees, but the hand comes alive and attaches itself to Pandame II, strangling him. Boner takes it off, and adds it to his arm collection. Rita and Arien then dsicuss his sexuality, with rita declaring that she doesn’t mind if arien likes anal, she would accept him anyway, before anything else is said, Arien and Pandame II enter into an argument, leading to Arien shooting off Pandame’s leg, and Pandame scratching Ariens face. Rita witnesses this and remarks how she thought arien was no longer an insensitive asshole, much to Ariens chagrin. The group heads south into the snowy landscape of minor star once more, and arrive outside Fort Gorgon. They run into a knight named Nier, whom approaches them on skiis. Nier begins his whiny banter, prompting pandame II to shank him and steal his skiis. Nier cries until Rita heals his wounds with a potion. Nier proclaims hes the knight commander in Fort Gorgon and he’s a huge coward. Nier’s teammate, Gustav, a champion knight of the catholic church appears. Apparently knowing Rita, being a longtime friend that also took care of her at 8 years of age, Gustav is also the reinforcement sent to them by the kingdom. Rita is suddenly shot in the shoulder by an arrow, as the regiment forms a defensive line to counter the threat. The group then prepare themselves for battle as the three infamous knights of karrim appear. Agatha the Paladin, Drogo the barbarian, and Wally J.r. the Ice Knight. Drogo goes on to assault the regiment of knights, completely decimating them, forcing Nier to run away terrified. The group first faces wally jr, whom boner strengthens his ice armor.the party attacks, with kei using a lightning spell to break apart his ice armor and Gustav tripping and accidentally striking Wally J.r in his exposed neck, immediately killing him, the group next takes on Drogo, whom has slaughtered all of Star Majoras knights aside from Nier. The group struggles fiercely against Drogo, whom pins Arien to the ground with his dual axes. Headbutts boner who tries to stab him,  and break keis nose when she tries to attack. Gustav desperately throws a bible at Drogo, hitting him in the crotch and forcing him to let go of arien. He responds to the attack by Gustave by throwing his axe into gustavs arm. Drogo then taunts boner, causing him to rush Drogo, tearing out his spine from the front of his body. Agatha then decides to enter the battle, narrowly receiving a shot from arien in the shoulder, kei then brutally rushed Agatha, and rips out her throat with her bare teeth, then tries eating her. Nier brings the heroes inside fort gorgon, where they rest up. Him, Arien, and Gustav stay up to talk. Nier pulls out a cigarette, begins smoking and talking about how he bought it from a very muscular drug deiling rich arab, to which arien recognizes as Bin Aladin. Arien recounts his encounter with Bin at Prosperos brothel, going into detail in the incident where Bin tries to bribe him and rape Rita. Rita wakes up and overhears this, and kisses arien on the cheek, as thanks for keeping her safe, and she remarks that it is also for not taking advantage of her while she was naked. Arien then gets a really high fever, and piques the interest of Nier, whom asks arien if he’s slept with her of if shes a virgin. Rita groggily wakes up and reveals she is not a virgin, she lost it to Bin, and he was big. She then heads back to sleep, with the rest of the adventurers falling asleep, while Neir stays up and takes watch.

Nier joyously wakes up the group in the morning, where they all have a small meal and chat. Nier sets out to observe the landscape as darkness begins to set. He hears a howl and orders everyone to bar up their windows. A werewolf appears and assaults the group, he attacks boner, kei, arien, and Gustav, the latter beating him down into submission with a silver scepter. The werewolf seems docile and the group decide to look for Nier and Rita, whom are hiding in a closet. The ensuing sounds make the group imagine that they are enjoying intimacy, until they burst out with a bday cake for Gustav. During the festivities, the werewolf kidnaps Rita. The wolfman vanishes into the darkness of the night. Nier, visibly distraught, rushes out to save Rita, with the whole party following. They search until sunrise, reaching a snowpath. Wolves suddenly appear and block the way forward. Kei seizes the opportunity to kill the lead pack wolf, she conducts this in such a feral manner, the wolves acknowledge her as pack leader. The wolves lead the party up to an abandoned village, then all disperse. Boner and Arien have begun teasing Nier the whole way, causing him to lose his temper. He proclaims he will show them all how strong he can be and that he has what it takes to save Rita. Undead snow white suddenly appears, and Nier immediately beheads her and tosses the head to boner. Nier suddenly realizes he has taken a live and has an emotional breakdown, stuffing his hands into snow whites organs and waiving them around in a maniacal fit of remorse. he gets over it eventually and steals his resolve to continue fighting for Rita. They run into an ice knight named Wally Jr. Jr., which leads the party to conclude he must be somehow related to Wally J.r. the ice knight they fought when they first arrive at Fort Gorgon. Wally J.r. J.r. proclaims that he fights in the name of Sorceress Hurricane. Nier, in complete astonishment of the entire party, beheads Wally J.r J.r as well. Kei then eats Wally’s head and gains ice powers, she high fives boner and they both receive a point of ice reinforcement to their health. The group run into another nameless knight that Nier also beheads in an urgency to get to Rita. A Third knight, a young dark skin girl named Bell also appears, but arien persuades her to abandon the job. She leaves but gives arien her business card before she leaves. Just as they are about to reach the entrance, Bin Aladin suddenly appears. Bin tries to assure the party that he is not there to fight but is in fact there to rescue Rita, but the party in while is distrusting of him. Though Bin tries to convince everyone that he is not the enemy, Arien decides to shoot him, hitting him in the shoulder, boner then punches him all the way into space, thought he then falls back to earth. The group finally reach the far end of the abandoned town, to find a cave. They journey into the cave which leads them into a ritual chamber. There they finally meet the sorceress hurricane. The party tries to relentlessly attack her, forcing her to suspend them in midair. Boner manages to break free of the psychic hold and rushes Hurricane in an attempt to attack her, slapping her across her face, only for her to break all of boners bones and bend his crown. She then brings arien to her and reveals she wasn’t after Rita after all, she was only using her as bait to bring her real target to her, arien. Hurricane then pries the stone from Ariens hand, sapping him of half his health. Hurricanes attacks prove to be devastating as she does 4 damage. She then releases them all, saying they no longer interest her. But arien and boner press the attack, annoying her. Hurricane pushes all the heroes to the mouth entrance of the cave, and decides to leave, concluding her business with the adventurers. Before she vanishes she asks her loyal magical girl Rib to destroy them. Rib enters the third form of her transformation, revealing her to have a womans body shape and a reinforced body. The heroes attack and a vicious battle begins, with Rib ignoring the majority of the damage. Things seem bleak with arien and boner pushed to 1hp left. Arien manages to stab her with a spear, before Nier runs her through with a sword in a sneak attack. Rib then uses Nier as a body shield, and places him in the path of ariens oncoming bullets, ariens bullets riddle Nier, but just in the nick of time, Boners prayer is answered and the entire party is healed by half. Arien and Boner then simulatously strike at Magical Doll Rib, breaking her head into pieces and saving Rita. as they leave, Arien wishes to destroy the old ritual chamber, using by his wind powers, that apparently never left him, even thought the stone in his hand was stolen by Hurricane. The group is suddenly assaulted by yet another Wally j.r. j.r. j.r., prompting Nier to kill him. The group then heads back after a long battle, passing by a strange bear than stares at them the entire time. Gustav gives the bear money and Kei feeds it fish, for which it then leaves ominously. Notably Nier also removes his helmet, revealing himself to be very attractive, alluring Rita much to the jealousy of Arien. Nier gets intimidated by rita’s admiration and places his helmet back on. The group find themselves back at Fort Gorgon. The group celebrate the victory of the day, and Gustavs birthday, getting drunk. banter breaks out among the entire party, with Pandamane II attempting to stap Nier, Nier and Boner arguing, notably about Niers sexual orientation, causing nier to approach Rita and with her permission, he squeezes her butt, reassuring boner that he is indeed still heterosexual. Arien becomes jealous, with rita attempting to comfort him, while sneaking his flask of moonshine. The group then sleep for the night, except for Arien, Gustav and Nier. Nier begins to contemplate what the objective of the sorceress Hurricane. He states that Rita told him that she had also taken the previous Items Rita had collected thought the adventures. Notably: a dagger containing Bgnu Thun’s essence, The teardrop of ruinous calamity from ice cream, earthworm jerry,s heart, and areins green stone. Nier states that a heart of the earth, a teardrop of ice, and a stone of wind seemed awfully fishy. Arien and Gustav agree, prompting Nier to also elaborate why the kingdom of star majora also want them, and at what cost everything was, with so many of Niers men dead. The adventurers brimming with questions, decide to call it a night, they all sleep as Nier takes watch.

Episode 5 (COMPLETE)

The group is enjoying a morning in Fort Gorgon when Nier rushes into the scene, he quickly ducks out under a table, telling the party to hide him. The adventurers begin to question his weird behavior when they encounter a young female knight that walks in. the knight introduces herself as Freesia Love, a 2nd order paladin of minor star, commander of Free Love Company, and Nier’s sister. Freesia treats her brother cruelly and with contempt, blaming the loss of his entire platoon solely on his shoulders. She mocks him and belittles him, remarking thei father, a proud knight, would be ashamed. Freesia then recruits the heroes to help her investigate a nearby disturbance. The party agrees to join her and become temporary members of Free Love Company. As they are prepping, the heroes get a sense of what nier’s family life at home was like. Having to live up to the legend of his father, and the pressure he felt on his shoulders. Freesia continues to remark on Nier’s cowardice, telling him he should have died with his unit. The group then travels to a nearby forest, and come under attack by enemy knights led by Jakko the Rocket, a knight with a rocket launcher. Freesia’s skillful command of her knights leave the heroes and Nier uninjured in the initial assault. Freesia orders Nier to take the rest of the party and head off to flank the enemy and destroy their leader. The heroes journey off, running into a giant enemy tree that hangs Nier, they eventually save him, with Tiberius kicking the tree in the groin so hard it splits in half and eventually run into a free love company scout named Airn. Airn divulges to the heroes that the enemy commander is holed up in a mountain base just pass a ridgeline. The heroes fight off a group of mosquito men, with again Tiberius glaring angrily at then, intimidating them to leave. They enter the mountain base, to find it is actually an ancient cave with carved stone faces on the walls. Nier is suddenly grabbed by a creature and disappears into the darkness. The group journey on and run into an archeologist from star majora named Locke. Locke had been stuck in the cave for a year, surviving on the nutrients from the tentacles that help him prisoner in a wall. The group tells him to leave the cave, only to find the entrance has vanished. They run into the creature that apparently trapped Locke and defeat it. Revealing a small crevice that the adventurers can enter through to make their was to another room. As they are passing, Arien is suddenly haunted by a ghostly apparition of a little girl. This little girl remarks that it “Feels like Heaven” then plagues arien with visions of dead people and her eyes bleed. The party gets through the crevice and find themselves in a room with a sacrificial altar. The altar demands a blood sacrifice is made. Arien suddenly feels his hands become possessed against his will, and he wraps them around Locke’s neck and snaps it, killing him. The altar’s requirements are met and the altar moves, revealing a hidden chamber with bodies hanging from the ceiling. The party adventures further inside, coming across a door ajar. Inside they find a bloody surgical table and a man, the man reveals himself. A clown with his head on fire, wearing a grinning mask. He introduces himself as Sour Tooth, a murderer by trade, and threatens the group, stating he will kill the little girl henrietta. He then reveals a cage and the party finds that Nier had been captured by this killer clown. A great battle ensues with Tiberius and Arien beating up Sour Tooth. Sour Tooth then decides he is done playing, and becomes enraged, activating a buff that nullifies critical rolls. The party are then mercy to his vicious onslaught that leaves the party bloody and battered. Boner is unable to use his ice magic against Sour Tooth’s scorching flames. Arien tries to fight him only to be stabbed in the gut, Sour tooth tortures Arien, twisting the blade and causing him pain. Kei gets slashed by Sour Tooth and Gustav get beaten down with his own gun. Tiberius attacks with henrietta in desperation but Sour Tooth slashes her in midair. He taunts the group for trying to fight back, as all their efforts are futile. He then steps on Henrietta and crushes her skull, killing her. He pushes the heroes to the brink until arien rolls a good roll and places his hand on Sour Tooth’s stomach. He force from the wind magic he summons tears Sour Tooth asunder. Kei loots Sour tooth, finding The Red Feather of Love, an elder god artifact. The artifact allows a user to share lifeforce with another, but their efforts to use it on henrietta remain futile. Nier declares that he can save her, and asks the party to release him and give him the feather. The group argues but relents and Nier takes the feather and prays to Azathoth to exchange Henrietta’s life for his own. The life leaves Nier’s body and enters henrietta, bringing her back to life. Nier dies to save Henrietta’s life, and the party flee the crumbling cave. They come across freesia and her company and break the news to her. The adventurers, Freesia and Free Love company all mourn Nier’s death and praise his heroic sacrifice. The group then leave and return to Fort Gorgon. The group tries to comfort freesia, some of them taking it harder than others. Freesia contends that this was the way her brother would’ve wanted to die, doing something good, and redeeming himself. She decides to honor his memory by changing her company name to “Nier Love” Company. Freesia tells the heroes how they are invited to Star Majora so they may set up a funeral for Nier. Boner then decides to leave the party, vowing to grow stronger. Rita eventually returns, and arien and gustav break the news of Nier’s death to her. Arien demands answers and Rita finally reveals the purpose of their journey. Rita was tasked by the kingdom to hunt the elder artifacts of legend, divulging that the artifacts, when brought together, could make someone as powerful as an elder god. She explains it was top secret and hey journey away was to hunt down more information. The group deliberate on Hurricane gathering all the objects, and Rita reveal’s that they must now travel to Star Majora, to question The Red Queen. Rita reveals she has heard the the 1st hero of legend, Master swordsman Emilianus De Lennox, may be in Star Majora as well, and may be able to aid them against hurricane. Rita then decides to turn in for the night. Gustav and Arien drink to Nier’s memory, and gustav heads to bed. Just as Arien is about to head to sleep, he gets vision of the apparition again. The little white ghost girl taunts him, and warns him that he will lose someone precious, she vanishes, leaving Arien vexed. Arien is plagued by visions.

Episode 6 (COMPLETE)

The party, now including Dunidar the dwarf, are approached by Freesia. Freesia has found a girl wandering outside the settlement. The lone little blonde girl goes by the name of Edna, she is quickly not as it seems as the party is attacked by a menagerie of monsters, including a young girl, who is a devoted fan of Hurricane. she is promptly captured by Gustav. The battle ends, culminating in the resurrection of the original Wally J.r. now, empowered with the strength of the underworld. The party quickly dispatch him, and settle for the night. They find that Rita, whom had fled earlier at the mention of Edna, had reappeared. Drinking heavily behind the bar, she is approached by Edna, whom reveals that she in fact, went to the same magical school alongside her. Ollie also appears, filling in the holes. Edna is actually the dreaded magic user Edna Eclipse, Shadow of The Sun, Rank#3. The party decide to venture onward and bring Edna with them to Star Majora. After a harrowing night of rest, the group sets off, arriving by evening. Edna wanders off into the streets, and the group get in touch with Rita’s contact. The 1st legendary hero, swordmaster Emilianus. Emi greets them all warmly, and they head into a tavern, and discuss the details of the visit, while Emi regales the party with tales of his past. To humor the group, Emi, once fairly drunk, proposes a one on one duel for good sport. Boner and Arien are quick to accept. Boner steps forth, and Emi and Boner exchange a flurry of moves, missing, one of Emi’s punches strikes arien,sending him flying. Being a close match, Arien steps up to challenge Emi, Arien uses his wind magic to boost himself at high speeds, delivering a rib breaking elbow to Emi’s chest. Emi is surprised by the blow, and falls to his feet. Emi calls the match to Arien and quickly regenerates. Kei then wishes to fight Emi, and before he can even react, she throws him into the ground. The party then decides to rest for the night, and turn in.

Episode 7 (COMPLETE)

It had been a year since the adventurers arrived in star majora. As they passed the time fulfilling odd jobs across town (with Arien even being a bartender) the war between the witches of Kleur only grew, as the Red Queen launches an invasion to overtake the countryside. The relative peace and safety of Star Majora now breaking, Emilianus decides it is time for drastic measures and invites the party of adventurers to one of Nautilus’s safehouse manors. Once there, Emi inducts the group into Nautilus, and the group pledges to fufill their duties as members and destroy all manner of supernatural and elder god presence. Emi pulls a scroll of Nautilus on which they all swear an oath, and the entire group is engulfed in a green fire and pulled into a vision of the far reaching cosmos, and the sprawling eldritch horrors that reside past the void. Emi then tasks the new Nautilus Unit with a small job in the kingdom, recovering a runaway chicken for a local farm boy. Arien decides to play a dirty trick by making the window Emi is standing nearby close on his face. Instead the prank backfires as arien explodes the window, getting shards of glass stuck in Emi’s face. The group then heads into the sewers, running into a manic smurf, whom cuts arien with a switchblade. As Tiberius befriends the smurf in mutual understanding, Arien suddenly blasts the creature with a gust of air, tearing apart the creature and covering the party in bloody chunks. Another smurf appears, and begins eating the dead smurf while chastising the adventurer’s arrival and intrusion into their home. The smurf tells them that the chicken had been taken by some masked figures deeper into the sewer, the party heads deeper into the sewer to find a chicken cult worshipping the chicken as a god. The mimic then bounds forward and knocks one of the cultists out while kei and arien each cannibalize the cultists by biting off ears and ripping out throats. The leader reveals himself to be Billy Witch Doctor dot Com, a chicken shaman priest whom begs the adventurers not to kill them, as they headed into the sewers to pray to their god and escape persecution. The chicken then squaks, and the force knocks down the entire party, the chicken proceeds to devour one of the cultists and reveals itself to be the demon prince Belial, trapped in a chicken. Arien, attempts to shoot the chicken but instead accidentally shoots and kills Billy, Tiberius then uses accordion magic to turn an empty cage into Nicholas cage, whom then envelops the chicken and turns back into a cage, imprisoning him. As the heroes decide to head out, they are stopped by the smurf and his gang, whom want to eat the chicken. In the ensuing battle, kei trips over the smurfs and is injured then captured, in a bout of heroics, the mimic leaps forward, scooping up the chicken and kei, and the entire party then flees to escape, with kei capturing the lead smurf and eating him in revenge. The party exit the sewer and find emi and the boy waiting. They hand the cage to Emi and ask him what to do about Belial, with Emi passively handing the cage over to the boy, whom takes it happily. And leaves with his Belial-possessed chicken, thinking it to be Boris. The group then have a brief meeting with Rita, whom passes by on her way to report to the Red Queen.

The adventurers begin their story ragged from doing mission for Nautilus, as they are arriving home from a hard days work they ruin into Rita, whom they hear about their new mission. Rita plans to have the adventurers And Emi clear out a local bandit hideout. Emi and the adventurers then head into the forest, where Emi then trips a woodland trap and hangs from a tree. The group is then ambushed by elven archers, whom speak a peculiar language. The adventurers take turns fighting off the archers, with highlights such as the party insulting the archers, whom in turn shoot emi in the shoulder, emi drops his knife, stabbing Tiberius. Emi finally gets down and the Elves disburse when bone picks up a tree and smashes a female archer. The group head for a clearing, to find a pond. As Emi fills his canteen he notices a stone door hidden behind the waterfall. Bone opens the forbidden stone door (despite the white ghost girl’s protests) and find themselves in a fleshy cave. Emi notices arien’s jewel is shining, but just then they are attacked by a rapidly evolving spider. The adventurers all battle fiercely, Gustav gets pinned and shoots off his leg. The adventurers realize that the spider can adapt to all of their attacks, but its legs are vulnerable. They tear off the spider’s legs, with mimic ripping off its last leg and its head. The spider melts down and the Mimic receives the Shield of Evolution as loot. The party presses forward once more, confronted with mermen that rise from a lake underground, the team finish off the fishmen, with Gustav tearing off the fishmans leg. They push through the doors of the Obsidian castle, finally meeting Remor, the lord of Dreams, a planewalker whom easily subdues the adventurers. Remor bestows gifts on the adventurers, Ariens arm now glows with bright green fire, Bone’s crown has turned to diamond and his bones have become super resilient, Gustav has been given an obelisk and has begun to grow gills under his ribcage and webbed hands and feet. The party move to leave, but suddenly Emi draws his weapon, and pushes the rest of the adventurers out the portal, the adventurers look on helplessly as Emi challenges Remor and the portal closes. The adventurers find themselves outside where they run into the elves again, now led by a man with a hood, revealing himself to be Muds Muddleskin. Whom comments he has saved their sorry skins (except for bone whom is a skeleton)

Episode 8 (COMPLETE)

The adventurers find themselves in an elven encampment in the dead of night, where they interact with muds. They find out he is actually a scientist studying the ways of the elven people. He realizes the group are adventurers and quickly sets them on a task to clear out a nearby bandit camp that has been terrorizing the elves. The group, now joined by new member Zacc, a shota boy with control of animals, attempt to sneak into the heavily guarded fortress disguised as missionaries. Their plan succeeds as one of the leaders of the fort, Friar Tuck, was expecting a party to arrive for their boy lovers club. He remarks that his good friend Hood would be happy to meet them and is ecstatic to see they had brought a young boy (Zacc) has joined them as well. He brings the adventurers inside, where they come face to face with the bandit leader, the notorious Red Hood. Red Hood greets the adventurers before retiring to his quarters. The group is then led by Friar Tuck into their own chambers, where they quickly hatch a scheme. The adventurers decide to look for secret passages, and Mimic licks at a wall, revealing a locked door, Bone attempt to lock pick it, only to find out the door wasn’t even locked. The group jumps into the door, and fall through a great temporal portal that transports them onto a desolate island. There they come across the galactic leprechaun with tiny nipples whom acts as a ferryman across dimensions. Bone tries to punch him, but the encounter ends with the Leprechaun spanking bone. The Leprechaun offers to help the adventurers and throws them into a pot, which leads to another portal. The group ends up in friar tucks room and realize it’s some kind of perverse sex dungeon. The group then destroys all of the torture devices and read Tuck’s diary, where he reveals information of a secret eldritch tome in Red Hood’s possession. Suddenly friar tuck enters, aghast they had started the sex play without him. Before he can react, Bone runs him through with one of his ribs, and kills him outright, startling the guards outside. Gustav tries to throw Friar Tucks rotting foul carcass, only for it to land in the Mimic’s mouth, to which he happily keeps. Zacc tries to summon rat creatures, but he only summons one that crawls into bones ribcage and bites him. The guards trip over themselves, leaving the party an opening to escape. Pooka in herolike fashion and total stealth mode, throws bombs on the fallen guards, spraying their innards all over the walls. Kei sneaks around a corner, running directly into a ton of guards, Bone quickly intercedes and upon questioning by the guards, he tells them that it was due to the massive orgy they were having, they find this to be an acceptable answer and leave. The group walks out, with Arien and the Mimic getting stuck on spikes, and Gustav picking them up, and leading the group forward. They run into one of their greatest foes, the Candy Barbarian, a giant gingerbread man with the ability to regenerate by eating his candy staff. The group struggle against the Candybarian, with Tiberius sliding between his legs and biting off his crotch. The heroes quickly exhaust themselves and Tiberius throws gustav at Candybarian, ripping him in half. Gustav manages to get his candy staff, but Zacc accidentally bites him while attacking him, forcing him to drop it into the candybarians hands. The candybarian eats it and fully regenerates for the last time. Pooka finally slams the Mimic over the Candybarians head and kicks it, beheading the barbarian. The group then head down a flight of stairs where the accidentally drop friar tucks corpse, they follow it down to find it dismembered. Using Tiberius weird sonar spit ability they are able to detect a wooden automaton waiting for them in the dark, they find out its name is Woody and its guarding the hallway. The adventurers befriend Woody, with Bone giving a rousing speech to inspire him. Woody is conflicted about not following his programing and decides to destroy himself, as he tires of killing. He tears out his own human heart, and shuts down. Upon Bone looting him he is struck by a sawblade that jutted out of woody. The group then runs into Red Hood, who realizes they are assassins, and sets his two warriors Jotun and Shawl. The duo are distracted by Tiberius yo-yo skills and them Zacc summons a swarm of rats to eat them violently. Red Hood then begins sniping the adventurers, only to be knocked out of his hiding place by Arien. Red Hood is brutally beaten and flees, he retreats to a Lazarus Pit and throws himself inside, healing his wounds and adding to his strength. A fierce battle ensued with Boner taking one of the guns away from Red Hood and Arien jumping in to save Bone by pushing him out of Red Hood's range of fire. Arien is shot but quickly rescued by Tiberius. The duo is then shot by Red Hood again. Gustav heroically gives up two of his gumdrops to save Bone and Arien. The fight comes to a close as Zacc summons an Ursaring and it mauls Red Hood to death. The adventurers loot the body and find a strange tome on an altar, before they touch is, the second legemdary hero mage Markvard Grigori appears. Markvard tells them he's there to rescue Emilianus, and he quickly forms a portal to the dream world with the tome. Remor steps out, but before he can do anything, Emi splits him in half and steps out of the portal. Emi contends with the adventurers that he was surprised they lived, and has a chastising exchange with Markvard. Markvard brings them back to town, where they all exchange banter and head to the tavern to drink, they meet up with Rita and exchange warm greetings. Markvard retires to examine tome, and Emi laments the whole in his gut, so je decides to go out into the night. Rita excitedly tells the adventurers theres a new job for them, so the group decides to rest before undertaking it in the morning.

Episode 9 (COMPLETE)

The group begins their morning helping out with the local community. They come across a distressed man whom is worried his barn is haunted. Arien then lights the Barn on fire by accident, and Zacc brutally shanks the man, the party leaves him bleeding out on the floor and approach a distressed woman. The woman tells the adventurers that her son has been kidnapped and wants assistance rescuing him. She tells them he had been taken to a bamboo forest. the party then begins their trek through the tall grass on their way to the bamboo forest. they encounter a bidoof, whom along with his friends, transform into very muscular forms, prompting the party to flee the battle. The party then engages a battle with ninjas in the bamboo forest. The 1st ninja, dick shovel ninja, stands in their way. pooka throws kerosene on the bamboo, forcing dick shovel ninja to slip and land on the ground. Arien then tries attacking but is stopped by the dick shovel. He is then set on fire and has a dramatic death. The next opponent of the party is Bad Clip Art Ninja, a very moody and negative ninja. Tiberius tries to ignore him but is hit in the shoulder by a shuriken. Gustav persuades him to come down by talking about god, just as the ninja resolves to help the adventurers he is promptly shot by Arien. The party encounter the final ninja, a computer ninja. Before computer ninja can act, Zacc sneaks up on him, but trips on a cable wire and smashes into the Computer ninja's monitor. Mourning the loss of his porn, Computer ninja commits seppuku, killing himself. The party finally run into their Boss, a large man in samurai garb with a katana named Lobo. Lobo proves to be a very powerful swordsman, cutting everyone in one fell swoop, and holding his own agasinst the adventurers. Lobo is revealed to be the Rival of Emilianus, as He is an immortal werewolf. Zacc then rushes in and punches him in the testicles, prompting Boner to give Lobo an icepack out of sympathy. Lobo in his anger then transforms into his beastly form and becomes a large ferocious werewolf. Lobo uses a magic spell that siphons all the air from ariens lungs, and is shown to have rapid healing and regeneration. The group have a hard time overcoming lobo, taking heavy damage. Tiberius, Gustav, and kei set an elaborate trap to catch lobo (Tiberius digs a werewolf shaped hole, Gustav jumps in as bait, and kei stands in his path.), but it proves unsuccessful. Emi then appears, alerted by Lobo's smell, and the group work together to bring Lobo down, with Arien burning lobo into ash. Boner and Arien pocket some of the ash while kei tries to eat it and pooka grabs Lobo's legendary weapon Vampire Slayer. Emi picks up the rest of the ashes, putting them in a special sealing jar to prevent him regenerating. Arien finds the boy they were supposed to rescue and Emi resolves to take him home. Rita then appears, looking for the adventurers and divulges all the information she has gathered. Rita reveals Star Majora and the Red Queen specifically, are building spires that siphon power. Rita believes the Elder Artifacts have some significance as well. Rita tells the adventurers they have tracked down Hurricane using magic, and begins planning an assault with the adventurers. notably, Rita teases the adventurers by giving them a bad end.

The adventurers wake up after a long night of heavy drinking. Emi appears and pulls the group upstairs where Markvard and Rita are drawing magic circles. Markvard reveals they have to travel through Emi’s memories to find out where the last elder artifact is located. The group travel through Emi’s memories, meeting Shiruyuki of the snow, the teacher to Emi and Markvard. Tiberius decides to get handsy and Shiru permanently lowers his health by 1. The group then journey on, and find themselves attending Shiru’s funeral. Witnessing a distraught Emi. They travel through a myriad of Emi’s memories, catching a glimpse of his first adventures, and end up teleporting to Emi’s home in the past. They come across a ghost girl, whom is guarding the home, but the Mimic licks and captures it in its mouth and the ghost girl decides to reside in the Mimic. Markvard then barges in on Emi’s bed chambers, startling Emi and his former lover Brokkenight whom were attempting to get intimate. Upon Kei and Brokkenights meeting, Emi decides to beat a hasty retreat and flees by jumping out of a window. Markvard remarks it was payback for Emi showing up drunk to his wedding. Brokkenight reveals she is pregnant and the child will be a girl named Lilith. While traveling further into the vortex, they are intercepted by Kieley, the third legendary hero and Emi’s ex lover. Emi attempts to stop her and urges the group to alert the queen. The adventurers narrowly escape with Arien breaking his axe on her face, and finally meet Emi and a younger Markvard in a secret nautilus hideout. Emi punches Markvard in the eye for being reckless, then gives him a hint. The gang return coming out of Emi’s head, and inform him of the events that transpired. Emi blows his nose and sneezes and pieces of Ariens axe come out. Emi rips off Markvards Earring and finds the earing has a map to the artifact. Rita subsequently studies it and realizes it is in her house.

Episode 10

The group gather once more to go on an errand with Markvard to pick out herbs that will cure Rita’s “Headache”, while on the journey the group gets to spend the day with Markvard, whom they begin to completely despise more than Emi himself. Markvard stresses that they aren’t supposed to leave the kingdom so he pro[oses a plan to sneak by the kingdom guards. He decides on a stealthy approach by flinging a fireball to the guards faces and running away. Instead of following Markvards foolish example, Gustav decides to bribe the guards instead, allowing them passage. While out in the woods, the group find Markvard picking strange grasses that are different colors. They find by mixing them, they can create certain magical potions. Gustav is randomly stabbed by Kei in her fit of madness and Markvard steps up to heal him with magic. The spell proves too taxing on him and he gives the heroes a hint on the stamina rejuvenating potion before he passes out. the adventurers then have to accurately mix the potions to create the right potion. Gustav accidentally creates an acid mixture. Bone then creates an explosive, and greedily steals all the purple herbs. Kei manages to mix the correct potion and wake Markvard up, with the mission a success, they return to the tavern and Markvard leaves to administer the potion to Rita. The adventurers then begin to drink.

The adventurers wake from their drunken night completely disoriented, and run into notorious playboy and Drug dealer Bin Aladdin. Bin speaks to the adventurers, reminding them of the crazy party the night before that they had, and comments how the group had used his whole stash of drugs. To make reparations, they party had drunkenly agreed to let Bin Aladdin accompany them on an adventure so he can be repaid. Rita rallies everyone together and informs them they have to return to her home and find the artifact hidden there. The party then head out and end up crossing a mountain crevice. They encounter a young girl traveling with a small bear in her hands that kindly greets them all, she warns them of the Cliffside and quickly rushed past but not before the bear she is holding conveys to them a warning in his deep voice. As the girl leaves the adventurers find themselves shimming across the mountain face. Boner bravely goes first, only to slip and barely hold on. Kei decides to go across, stepping on Bone’s fingers along the way. Gustav then attempts to help Bone with his long fishman tongue, only to invade all of Bone’s face orifices. Bin Aladdin then ducks down to Bone and offers him a joint so he may smoke and calm his nerves, and then returns to his position without helping him. Rita finally moves forward and helps Bone back up. With Bone, Kei, and Rita now across, Tiberius, Gustav and Bin are last to cross. While Bin and Tiberius contemplate their new lives together, Bin is struck by a fireball, and falls, tumbling down into the ravine’s river below. They come across an old mad wizard, who decides to attack them “just because he wants to”. Tiberius attempts to reason with the Mad Wizard using gibberish. While presenting a very clear and logical argument, the Mad Wizard decides to reply in kind by flinging a fireball into his face. Bone then attempts to trade the Mad Wizard a pair of panties he had gotten from a blind girl for magical power, to which the wizard agrees buyt then fireballs Bone’s face. Rita then strikes the Mad Wizard with her own fireball, forcing him to stop drop and roll. Gustav jumps forward with his Tongue, smacking into the mountain’s face, and then he is accidentally pushed over the cliffside by Kei. He tumbles down and is caught by the Mad Wizard whom has now recuperated. Kei decides to challenge him to a battle of who is madder, to which he sticks his robes in his underwear and graciously accepts. Bone then proves his mastery by saying a really bad pun (“I am stone COLD”) to which the wizard concedes, believing no one can be madder than a person that thinks he could win the duel with such a horrible pun. He begs for his life to be spared, in which Kei randomly tears off her clothes and prances about naked. The Mad Wizard, perturbed, smacks kei and scolds her for her indecency, before pooping his underwear. Bone then re attempts to steal the wizads power, only for the wizard to cast a curse on Bone, giving him flesh. Gustav then quickly ties him up to a stake and burns him to death, then steals the wizard’s magical hat, which seems to be sentient. Tiberius randomly returns and tries to take from the loot, but it turns to ashes and he cannot find any more. The group then head toward Prospero’s home, coming across the house, staying ominously quiet, a beaten road with sounds of fighting, and a strange whispering Obelisk. The group decides to approach the obelisk, whom deafens them. Then the smog around the obelisk come together and manifests itself into a terrifying creature with two triangle heads. Kei finds herself unable to look at it, and Bone’s attack is stopped by the deafening whispers, which make his ears bleed. Rota becomes petrified of the creature, and it snatches her and vanishes. The group now lost, ask the mad hat for directions, to which it ominously replies that “they may find answers if they press onward”. The group decides to approach the house, and Kei and Bone quickly find the key to the trapdoor hidden under an armchair, Gustav noisily kicks it over, awakening a ghost that stabs kei’s arms with black rusty nails. Gustav then throws holy water on it, dispelling it. The group open the secret compartment and find a small white gem. Upon touching it, Bone’s flesh falls off and Bgnu Thums crown detaches from his head, only for ei to pick it up. Bone places the gem in Kei’s hand, which makes the crown come off and he quickly retrieves it, leaving the stone in kei’s hands. The group then leaves the home, as the ceiling and floorboards have begun to rattle threateningly, and they quickly leave the home. Upon getting outside, they have noticed the house has completely vanished, leaving them to face the old beaten road, which has now grown silent. Gustav consumes one of his gumdrops, restoring his health, and the group resolves to go onward.

The Group is now Joined by Arien, and they encounter a Ghost Knight. The Ghost Knight taunts the adventurers, telling them rescuing Rita is futile. Gustavs Halberd gets absorbed by Ghost Knight, and Bone approaches him coyly, making him believe he is asking him on a date, before walking him to a fence and bashing his face in on said fence. Arien then shoots and propels Gustav forward, who then strangely rips open his stomach with his re aquired halberd that Ghost Knight was using to pummel bone, and strangles Ghost Knight with his own intestines. The group then presses onward, surprisingly meeting with Rita's dad Prospero. Prospero reveals the town has been on siege since they had left by Hurricane, and he has gathered a small militia to defend the town. Prospero asks the adventurers if they would help with finding out what happened to the scout teams sent ahead into the fog for them. Arien is then alerted by a younger boy of the presence of a ghostly little girl that had been following arien and haunting his dreams. The adventurers quickly rush off to complete their task, finding themselves in a steadily eerie and dark forest. The adventurers come across the remains of the scouting teams and find they are being hunted by a slender creature with no face in a suit. Arien runs off on his own to attack and runs into the ghostly apparition of the girl. The ghost girl gives him an ominous warning of "...not yet.." forcing him to flee in terror. Gustav then wanders out alone and encounters the faceless creature, whom fills him with terror and makes him return to the group shaken. Kei then traverses out alone and runs into a strange obelisk of an angel, that harms her. Bone punches a tree and finds the note "Me", then kei finds a note on a rock that resds "Give" and Arien while frustrated, finds the last note, a drawing of a $20 dollar bill. Kei is then hit by a paper plane that reads "Toll" and the group realize they must pay the creature a toll to pass. Gustav leaves the creature a coin, which it graciously accepts, and at once the mist and darkness is lifted, with the adventurers coming face to face with an angel obelisk statue. The statue crumbles, revealing a discolored Rita. Arien is immediately suspicious and fires at Rita, gravely injuring her. A girl is found to be possesing her, asking for the white stone the adventurers have found. The adventurers refuse to give it up, forcing the possesor to hurt Rita. Rita is finally to weekend to continue, alarming the group and giving the girl an opportunity to take the stone from Bone. The girl slips out of Rita's body, and relays that hurricane send her regards, before vanishing. The group watch on tearfully and attempt all they can to revive Rita, but her wounds are too serious. Rita attempts to utter a tearful confession to Arien, but dies before she is able to. The group become irate and distraught at Rita's loss. Arien calls upon the strange apparition of the girl that had been following him, amd beseeches her to help him find a way to resurrect Rita. The White Ghost Girl states that he must "Surrender to Hurricane". The ghost girl vanishes and Prospero shows up to find his daughter is deceased. Prospero mourns heavily and gathers the adventurers to rest, grieve, and lick their wounds. Arien resolves to do anything and everything in his power to bring Rita back.

Episode 11

Bone and Pooka are resting on a hill when they are disturbed by Emi. Emi explains they had been given orders to investigate a series of graverobbings in a nearby village called Stardust. The duo are joined by Gustav and Kei. The group now at stardust, begin investigating the graveyard, passing over a house and tavern. While there they encounter the graveyard, they find that fishmen are wandering around, stepping into the graveyard, ghost begin appearing. It appears the ghosts are actually Original Characters, and that this is their graveyard. The group run into a punk rock zombie pony and Kei immediately beheads it. The OC's begin raising from their graves, making the adventurers rage and want to kill them all. They kill coldsteel the hedgehog, with pooka blowing up the Ugly Minion, the group come face to face with a giant strange rainbow colored griffin dragon pro LGBT monster that speaks in emojis and valley girl. Bone punts it into the stratosphere. The group then come across fishmen with armored scales, one impales itself by accident on a fencepost, and the other flees. The last one sings a duet with Gustav and befriends the creature, the group then name it Fish Johnson. The group returns to the tavern for the night.

The next day, the group runs into Lord Hardon, the former ice lord of the nine circles. Hardon drunkenly berates the adventurers, gripiing about the loss of his realm, home and dog, and how it is greater than their loss of Rita. Hardon curses the red haired girl that has been launching a campaign to seize the entire underworld, and hints to the adventurers she is looking for Emi. Emi then unexpectedly arrives, and also berates the adventurers for assaulting the graveyard and causing massive property damage instead of defending it. Emi chides that they might be entrusted in leadership roles someday, and they must be prepared. Gustav then introduces his new fish friend, to which Emi then asks Gustav to interrogate it for the whereabouts of its friends. Gustav is shocked that Emi would suspect his new friend, and he vocally opposes it, wanting his friend kept from harm. Gustav punches Emi,, breaking his jaw. Arien and Gustav then argue as Pooka throws a grenade. The explosion injures Gustav and explodes his new fish friend into a shower of gore. Gustav yells at the adventurers, for lacking the humanity to see fishmen as people, and he storms off angrily. With Gustav gone, Emi rallies the rest of the party, consisting of Arien, Bone, and Pooka and leads them into the swampy jungles to hunt the fishmen. They immediately come across a huge predatory fish, to which Bone freezes and Pooka blows up. The party ventures onward, coming across a fork in the road. they decide to go for the frontal assault and wade through deeper water. Arien uses his magic to evaporate the stream ahead, revealing traps once hidden in the waters surface. Emi gets through the traps with ease, Bone falls into a tiger pit, but seeing as he has no flesh, comes out unscathed. Pooka triggers a pressure trap, burning himself alive, he crawls to the other side. Arien destroys a wire trap with fire and walks across. The party then finds themselves facing an ominous temple opening at the end of the jungle, where they can hear creepy chants coming from within. Emi surmises this is the temple of an Elder God and brings out his notebook. Emi deduces the god that resides inside may be the Deep one Cthulhu, and this might be his city of Ryleh. The party, now joined again by Gustav, enter the temple, and find themselves in a room where the water is suspended but they are able to breathe it. Suddenly fishmen attack and the party defends themselves. Bone freezes them all in place, allowing the adventurers the opportunity to coordinate their attacks. Gustav stabs a fishman with a spear, allowing Emi the chance to strike a killing blow. Pooka is struck by a fishman and in return he flings a flash bomb, but it is thrown back and blinds Gustav and Arien instead. Arien accidentally shoots gustav, but then destroys a fishman. Emi proves unsuccessful twice, with the fishman biting off his hand. The fishman now realizing he is outnumbered. Bites down on his tongue and commits suicide. The adventurers are then sucked into the sands of the ocean flow and end up facing an altar room full of praying people. There they once again encounter Hurricane. Hurricane reveals that they are not really enemies, she had nothing to do with the girl that killed Rita, despite the claim she made. The group surmise she was in fact being framed. Hurricane clarifies that the adventurers had been working for the wrong people, and now the Kingdom of Star Majora and the Red Witch has the artifacts. Hurricane intended to kill them to stop them from completing their quest, but she had ultimately failed. She reveals she actually works for the mysterious Black Witch of Kleur, and fills the group in that the Black and White Witch were sisters. White was murdered when she discovered the witches plans, to use dark spires to siphon the power of the Elder Gods. Black Witch fought against them seeking revenge, but she was overpowered and defeated, she fled the capital. White is believed to have returned a vengeful spirit as she was buried in an unmarked grave. Hurricane also reveals The Black Witch was studying the magic of bringing someone back from the dead, and that Elder Artifacts might be the key. Hurricane reasons with the adventurers that they must trust her and willingly give up their Elder Powers and Artifacts to help their struggle to save the world and resurrect Rita. The group accepts, With Arien giving up his wind and fire powers, Bone giving up his crown and ice powers, Gustav giving up his fish powers, and Pooka giving up his quality bomb-making powers. The group is then escorted into the catacombs where they may meet The Black Witch. Arien has a fleeting vision of the little white girl spirit, and greets her for a drink. But he realizes he was talking to a peasant girl whom was there to pray. The adventurers then settle for the night.

The adventurers travel down a twisting path of tunnels and come face to face with The Black Witch of Kleur. Black talks to the adventurers (whom immediately begin flirting with her, with tiberius stealing her panties) and shows them a large stone portal, which she aptly names a stargate. Black tells the group that if they were to gather all of the elder artifacts, they would be able to power the stargate enough to make a bridge to the underworld. Another pressing threat, is that the adventurers must stop the spires, which have now been activated and have begun seeping the elder gods power for the witches. The adventurers are tasked with attacking the tower nearest to the kingdom, before reaching the castle and bringing the fight to the Red Queen. Black powers the gate enough to teleport the adventurers to the spire. The entire group consisting of Dunidar, Bone, Pooka, Kei, Tiberious, Bone, Gustav, and Arien soon come face to face with a guard, Dunidar and Bone try haphazardly to attack the guard, until Gustav splits one in half with a halberd. Dunidar then flings another guard, knocking him into the wall. the third guard has his throat crushed by Bone. Suddenly a larger guard comes named Big Guard, attacks and beats up the adventurers. His crotch plate cracked, Gustav drives the flag into his crotch, impaling him. A larger knight suddenly appears, revealing himself to be the knight commander Folk. Folk kills off the Big Guard for disgracing his guard, he then fights the adventurers until they reveal they know Nier. Folk reveals he was a squire under Nier, and spoke admirably about him. He is suddenly killed by a crossbolt from his ally guardsmen, whom then commits suicide after struggling with bone by stabbing himself with cross bolt. The adventurers enter the spire and are surrounded with white light. They find themselves in an illusion reliving their battle with sourtooth. Kei bravely stands against sourtooth, declaring him an illusion, destroying him. The group then find a light elevator and use it to travel further. In the next area, Rita and Hurricane appear before them on a beach in their bikinis. while the adventurers remain skeptical of the illusion, Wally Jr then appears, and has a fun beach day playing with Tiberius, until he is blown up by Pooka. The adventurers decide not to fall for the illusion and press on against Rita's pleas. Rita increasingly shows to not be a mere illusion, and resonates heavily on everyone. The adventurers then find themselves at the top of the spire, and run into the mage Edna. Edna had been driven mad by the visions haunting her, and reveals she knows Arien killed her parents, the knight commanders. Bone pulls the red gem powering the spire as Edna places a butterfly spell symbol on Ariens chest. the group escape the explosions, but Edna quickly assaults Arien, blaming him for the murder. She runs off into the woods as Emi shows up to fetch them all back. He decides to take up capturing Edna and gives the heroes a scroll to return to the base. Once there,the adventurers are briefed by black witch on the assault she has begun launching on star majora, and the roles the adventurers must learn to play in thee coming battle.

Episode 12 Finale (COMPLETED)

The adventurers convene with The Black Witch on what to do next. Now that the elder artifacts had all been gathered, The Black Witch was able to teleport the heroes to the Star Majora Capital. Leaving Hurricane with many affectionate goodbyes, (and a promise to Gustav) The group teleports into the castle walls. There they run into an honorable knight commander named Golden Boy, whom formally challenges them to combat. the group is consistently battered by Golden Boy's counter stance. at Emi's insistence, Tiberius decides to distract Golden Boy by wearing really revealing lingerie. The sight blinds Golden Boy and most members of the party, and in good faith, takes some water from Gustav to wash his eyes. Golden Boy is tricked and blinded by gustav's liquids (a mix of alcohol and bourbon) and ultimately submits to defeat. The group then runs into a young pink haired knight named Suzy. Emi reveals suzy is a one night stand he had before and a very dirty fighter. Suzy justifies this by spitting in Gustav's eye then punching him. The group struggle with Suzy and her immense strength and tongue in cheek statements, until Arien pushes her in the mud. The group takes advantage of the situation to bypass her and reach the main doors. The group enters to find the interior of the castle contains a sky-dome and floating islands. While it was a bright day outside, it was nighttime inside the castle. The group run into a large woman named Gwen who wields a giant hammer. Bone takes the initiative and grabs her by the breasts, flinging her into a building. She quickly recovers and jumps on Tiberius, straddling him and twisting his nipples. Arien quickly shoots her arm, forcing her to roll off of him. Emilianus takes advantage of the situation to bite her in the neck, and drain her of all her blood, killing her. Emi states in disgust how he detests drinking blood, and particularly remarks on her high cholesterol. A lewd slime girl appears next, but before anyone can react, Tiberius consumes her whole. (much to everyone's disgust)The sky-dome suddenly changes to day and a cute young witch appears, asking the adventurers why they are there. Bone explains in meticulous detail what they are doing, and the girl cautions they will have to fight the guardian if they wish to push forward. A dragon suddenly lands behind the group, revealing itself to be the guardian of the castle Grustrag. The group successfully launch an attack with bone kicking its jaw, Tiberius riding atop of it, and Arien hitting it with a folding chair. (Gustav also tries unsuccessfully to attack it, but ends up putting down a steel rod into the ground and pinning himself.) The group subdue the dragon as the sky-dome changes to night. suddenly the dragon and the young girl transform. With glowing red eyes and dark armor, the girl reveals herself to be Greta the Royal Witch to the Red Queen. The group ferociously battle with the dragon and Greta, with the dragon using a fire attack that hurts the entire party. The sky-dome changes once more and Greta returns to her nice self, but is knocked off-balance by Arien's attack on the dragon. Emi moves to save her but narrowly misses, as she plummets and lands hard on the ground, snapping her neck. The dragon laments the death of his master and flees. Emi, also lamenting his mistake, goes in search of the dragon while the others continue ahead.

The group find themselves at last, face to to face with the Red Queen, a young girl whom attempts to tell them that they are pawns in a greater game. After being incessantly interrupted the apparition of the white girl appears once more, and urges the group to kill the Red Queen. The apparitions transforms, revealing herself to be the girl that killed Rita, and forces Arien through possession to shoot the Red Queen, whom instantly crumples to the floor. The girl reveals herself to be The White Witch and the master manipulator behind the scenes. The SLime girl then takes control of Tiberius's body, as well as the White Witch manipulating Arien's body, and have them fight Gustav and Bone. the group once more struggle as Arien shoots Tiberius and bone is unable to shake off the influence. Arien then forces the White Witch through the sheer force of will, as well as Tiberius expelling the slime girl by throwing up, The White Witch begins transforming. As the slime girl enters Tiberius once more the White Witch transforms into a bear and attacks the party. While Gustav distracts the bear with a fish, Bone uses his special attack "Za Warudo" and freezes time, punching the bear. The bear lays defeated until a tentacle emerges from its mouth. As the party is reeling in disgust the tentacle crawls out of the bears mouth and stands up, taking form. The tentacle is revealed to be the elder god Nyarlarhotep, who had been the real manipulator. He produces an orb, revealing RIta inside and baits the others to follow him into the void. The others follow and unsuccessfully attempt to attack Nyarlar (with Gustav kicking it in what he believes is its crotch), until Tiberius takes the opportunity to throw the slime girl at Nyarlarhotep, whom absorbs it. Arien then jumps into Nyarlar at retrieves Rita from him. Nyalars anger rearranges the stars, and the adventurers are sent away through yet another funnel into deeper space. The group travels, eons, dimensions, light years, civilizations and traverse the very fabric of reality, until they reach the realm of Azathoth, the elder god to end all elder gods. Azathoth greets the adventurers, including his Emissary, (which is revealed to be Emilianus) and banished Nyarlarhotep by breaking him down into atoms and spreading it among the star systems. The adventurers then get to ask Azathoth some questions and Azathoth asks them to justify Rita transcending death. after some sincere confessions, Azathoth decides to allow them to return to their world, but omniously warns them of the impending threat of the outer gods.

The group are thrown into a spacial rend, until they wake up together back in Star Majora, Emi says his goodbyes, and Rita, astounded to have survived, kisses Arien and expresses her gratitude to the adventurers. the adventurers then begin their epilogues to conclude their great adventure. Arien and Rita pursue a relationship and end up living together. Gustav returns to The Black Witches hideout and proposes to Hurricane, whom accepts. Bone is finally put to rest in a large graveyard filled with the enemies he has killed, as he fills a crystal with his life essence, his body slumps into a throne in the graveyard, where he resides. (frequently being visited by Ollie and his friends). Tiberius returns to being a wandering highwayman, joined by henrietta at his side, they traverse the countryside together. Thus the 1st season of Dungeons and Bears concludes. 1:11am September 4th, 2017