Boner of Malblart

"I don't have a dick!"

-Bone, to Ollie the Necromancer Background

Lord Boner of Malblart was once a dwarf trapped in the body of a pidgeon dipped in marmalade or something. He's made of pure calcium and vitamin D

Bone is most likely smarter than the average bear

Involvement in Dungeons and Bears:

destroys everything.

Attacks/Abilities:


 * Slapping
 * Being RNG God
 * Slapping
 * Sometimes not Slapping

Trivia:


 * Bone's favorite anime is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
 * Bone was once nominated for president but turned it down because he had "better stuff to do"
 * He once won an award for having the best skin.
 * Bone is a pretty cool bepis
 * Bone is a notable parody of famed Lord of the Nine Circles, Lord Hardon.
 * I'M NOT A PARODY FUCK OFF, I'M THE REAL ONE
 * Can use the internet in a world without it, apparently